Cupid gets Stupid: 2010

Pub Crawl Route...Locked!

2010-02-08T21:42:00.000-08:00

Hey all you bastardized cherubs, here's the finalized route to the pub crawl:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=118388077709039278834.00047f2413ebc7f1a5b9d

For all those that don't like reading maps, the list is below:

1) Elixir
2) Gestalt Haus
3) Delerium
4) Blondie's Bar and No Grill
5) Casanova
6) Bissap Baobab
7) Doc's Clock

For up to the date info on where the mayhem is occurring, follow the twitter account:
cupidcommandant

Enjoy bitches!

Rules of Love

2010-02-01T23:14:00.000-08:00

To prevent the SFPD from shooting the cupid in the ass with their arrows (sometimes known as "tasers"), Standard SF flash mobbing rules should apply here. In short:

Shooting people with things can be funny...only if they are soft (think marshmallows)
If you shoot something that needs picking up...like a marshmallow...do it.
Don't piss off kids or cops or the parents of either - the tooth fairy will likely fight back.
In general, just don't be a dick...at least no more of a dick than a grown man running around in a diaper is generally.

Bring the Funk, Bring the Noise, Bring on the Fucking Cupids

2010-02-01T20:11:00.000-08:00

Dear fellow cherub compatriots. Are you likely to be pissed off this Valentine's day for one of the following reasons:

Recent dumping by significant other?
General hatred of hallmark holidays?
Because God hates you?
You're just an ass in general (like in a good way)?

If you answered yes to at least 0.5 of the above sentiments, you should unite this Valentine's day to liberate you and your fellow cherubs...by drinking in a costumed pub crawl! The concept is simple. Dress up as a cupid. Spread your love. Imbibe. Repeat.

The route where Cherubs will be rocking will soon be posted, but for now all you need to know is to keep...

Saturday, February 13th starting @ 2PM

totally fee and clear of any other ruckus.

Peace, Love, and Beer,
-The Master Cherub Commandant