Monday, February 1, 2010

Rules of Love

To prevent the SFPD from shooting the cupid in the ass with their arrows (sometimes known as "tasers"), Standard SF flash mobbing rules should apply here. In short:
  1. Shooting people with things can be funny...only if they are soft (think marshmallows)
  2. If you shoot something that needs picking up...like a marshmallow...do it.
  3. Don't piss off kids or cops or the parents of either - the tooth fairy will likely fight back.
  4. In general, just don't be a dick...at least no more of a dick than a grown man running around in a diaper is generally.